Sometimes, in the library, information seeks you.
Books on the hold shelf come wrapped in sheets of paper fastened with rubber bands. This is next to the self-checkout machine.
![elastic](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/elastic.jpg?w=300)
Self-checkout has its perils.
![videos](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/videos.jpg?w=300)
So do certain kinds of micro- readers. I think this is in front of a microcard reader. I’ve never used it; I guess it’s bad for the fiche. The back walls of the carrel are adorned with melted fiche, but I couldn’t get a good shot of them.
![melt](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/melt.jpg?w=300)
You have to be very careful when you use these machines. Smart thieves know to strike just when you’re leaning forward, nauseous, squinting at blurry text.
![warning-detail](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/warning-detail.jpg?w=224)
It wasn’t easy shooting these signs, especially since I was just messing around and not putting a lot of effort into it. As I said in an earlier post, I don’t really know how the camera works, so I don’t know why there were times when I’d click and it wouldn’t shoot any picture at all. I assume it had something to do with the ambient lighting; in a lot of places the overhead lights, or sun from the window, or reflections, or the contrast between the edge of the wall of a desk or carrel and the open space beyond, may have thrown off the “auto” feature. After clicking a bunch of times trying to capture that burglar sign and failing to get anything, I decided to test the camera by turning it so that it would catch only objects inside the carrel walls, and this is what I ended up with. It might be the best photo I have.
![wrapper](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wrapper.jpg?w=300)
I don’t know why someone went to the trouble to create a pink insert with the word “pink” on it. All the other signs I’ve seen in the area read “GREEN” (which is covered up here); but so few people use these carrels as they’re intended I don’t even know what the actual tabs and flags look like. I don’t think I’d want to leave my books on an unlocked shelf.
![carrel](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/carrel.jpg?w=300)
That’s a typical-looking basement desk. The upper-floor desks look nicer, but there’s more graffiti. Here at a fifth floor desk, there’s no hiding the writing from the flash. I wonder if it came after the sign was put in.
![walls](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/walls.jpg?w=300)
This sixth-floor desk has no such sign and look what happened. I wonder if anyone knows what kind of citation style this is? I can’t figure out what’s so significant about Bush, 2007 and Obama, 2009.
![pres-cite](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pres-cite.jpg?w=300)
Back in the basement, this appears to be the good cop/bad cop strategy applied to movable shelving instructions. Too bad they didn’t give that guy a word-bubble in comic sans.
![movable](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/movable.jpg?w=300)
This sign always cracks me up. There’s one near the computer group on the second floor too. Kids these days.
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This last photo is from the other main library, the one I don’t go to very often because it doesn’t have as many social sciences and humanities books. That library is pretty boring, signage-wise, but there’s a great view from the stairwell. You just have to keep moving while you enjoy it. I had some trouble blocking the reflection on this one; it was another clear, well-lighted day today.
![stairs](https://www.andrewjberger.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/stairs.jpg?w=224)
I would assume that if there were a fire, the people sitting in the stairwell would simply be the first to leave, but who am I to question a sign? In the real world, just as it is on the internet, the best arguments are made in ALL CAPS.